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Aug 14, 2017Featured

Ahem. Nice to see you. Pull up a chair, sweetheart. Now, I bet you’re wondering why you’re here? This is an intervention, you’re getting a haircut. because, hah, I can’t deal with it anymore! I’m sorry, but um, yeah y'know, um, ahem. I’m starting to wonder whether I’m dating a beautiful girl or Chewbacca judging by, uh, how much hair gets stuck in the shower drain. So, ahem, not gonna put up with THAT anymore. It’s like… It’s like when I go out to buy clothes for you, and then I bring it home and I know I’m just going to subject it to death because, y'know, your hair is on YOUR clothes, your hair is on MY clothes… Pff. I’m just dooming other pieces of clothing that I try to introduce into this mess and into this household. It’s like, y'know, I can pull something out of the dryer and then, y'know, your hair just ATTACKS it! Haha. It’s like, “Oh yeah, I saw that your clothing wasn’t covered in hair, y'know, let me fix that for you!” I’m sorry, sweetheart, but no. Stop. Please. Um, yeah, I mean, y'know and it’s not just you! It’s all your friends and all that too, like, I don’t understand how you can complain about it all being in your food and causing so many problems and then love it so much. Y'know, love your long hair and whatever and don’t want to cut it when you’re always just like, “Ohhhhhhhh, where on EARTH is my ponytail holder?” I don’t GIVE a shit, I don’t keep track of that, why are you asking ME? I’m the last person to ask. I don’t know! Um, y'know, and in case you haven’t noticed, I don’t HAVE hair. I don’t put up with this. I want to have ONE DAY where I’m minding my own buisness, trying to have a relaxing evening, and then I don’t here the VRRRRRRRR of a hair dryer going on because I know once it starts, it’s not going to stop for maybe the next fifteen minutes with you trying to get it all dry! And, y'know, jus-jus–Just, y'know what I hate? That CRINKLING sound of all of the little bits coming out of the hair brush, y'know, all the little bristles when they go CRRRRGGGGKKKKAAHH when you pull it through your hair, and then there’s a billion tangles just from one windy day, y'know, a windy day shouldn’t be an attack! A windy day shouldn’t ruin your hair, or ruin a day with you trying to go through ten different sections pulling it out and then… Just, if brushing your hair every day causes you to make those sounds of agony as you’re pulling out tangles, then that’s not right! That’s your body’s way of telling you to FUCKING CUT IT. To get rid of all that! All your hair wants is to leave by being pulled out of a tangle, you should take it’s advice and cut the rest off. I mean, short haircuts can be so cute, y'know? You could find a really good short haircut and it still looks girly or whatever, I don’t give a shit. Just as a general consensus, humans are always going to look weird to me? So, if you cut your hair or not, it’s not going to matter. It’s just, y'know, there’s beauty in you because I DATE you, otherwise I wouldn’t! If anything, you can, um… If you’re going to have a general “standard of beauty” no matter what, please try to do the things that are convenient for the both of us. This is a relationship, we’re trying make things easy. because why make things unneccessarily hard? I wanna have FUN here. We’re fun here, see? I love you so much, see? Yeah, it’s just um, y'know. It’s for your best interest, too! I mean, I just don’t wanna hear the complaining anymore. I don’t wanna have to complain myself, anymore! I just think that, um… I’m never gonna break up with YOU, sweetheart, but I think you need to break up with your hair. At least, with THAT MUCH of it, God. Y'know? Don’t suffocate me every time I go in to try to be near you. I’d prefer, y'know, when I go in for a hug that it didn’t get wrapped up in my ribcage. So that’s just, y'know, the little pleasantries in life that I’d like to have. Okay? Thank you very much. Consider it.

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